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             Pope John Paul II has managed to squeeze 
              into his tight schedule 
              for 2000 a number of social engagements 
              aimed at showing the sympathy 
              of the Head of the Catholic church for the poverty-stricken (those 
              on the rocks)(those without 
              two pennies to rub together)... 
            Firstly, he has requested 
              the pleasure of the company of two hundred dropouts on June 
              15th so he can dine with them in The Vatican and thus be able to 
              "share their miserable lifestyle". Then, he is going to 
              Regina Coeli's Rome prison to pay 
              a visit to the convicts there, in order to mark their jubilee 
              celebrations. 
            It is still unknown, though, whether the 
              Pope will beg for clemency from the Italian government for Ali Agca, 
              who pleaded guilty and was imprisoned 19 years ago for shooting 
              him. 
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             37-year-old 
              Swiss journalist, Tom Kummer, is up 
              to his neck in scandal for making 
              up fake interviews with famous 
              public people such as Sharon Stone, Brad Pitt, Kim Basinger 
              among others. The number of 
              fake articles and columns published in SD Magazin (the supplement 
              of the prestigious German newspaper Sýddeutsche Zeitung 
              ) amounts to about thirty. 
            The striking 
              thing about Kummer was the wry 
              sense of humour he displayed in his writings. It 
              was just tough luck that some of his wittiest 
              lines were discovered to 
              come straight from Andy Warhol's "The Philosophy". 
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