An old man turned ninety-[?]
He won the lottery and died the next [?]
It's a black fly in your [?]
It's a death row pardon two minutes too [?]
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding [?]
It's a free ride when you've already [?]
It's the good advice that you just didn't [?]
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to [?]
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids [?]
He waited his whole damn life to take that [?]
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding [?]
It's a free ride when you've already [?]
It's the good advice that you just didn't [?]
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already [?]
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette [?]
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a [?]
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful [?]
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding [?]
It's a free ride when you've already [?]
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you [?]
Helping you [?]