Sung to the tune of "Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer"

You may hear about pumpkins that end up in pies,
Other pumpkins get so big, they almost touch the sky
But have your heard, Of the pumpkin that was a nerd ?

(sing)

Oh, Jackie the smallest Pumpkin
Had a very large cut nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You would say "man, that thing glows."

All of the other pumpkins,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Jackie
Play in any Halloween games.

Then one foggy Halloween night,
Glenda the good witch said,
"Jackie, with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my broom tonight"

Then all the Jack-o-lanterns loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Jackie, the Big Nosed Pumpkin,
You'll go down in history!"