Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A. No body

Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A. Bone appetit !

Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray

Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo

Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay

Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea

Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch.

Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: NO, they eat the fingers separately.

Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.

Q. Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A. At the ghost office.

Q. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A. It had no body to dance with.

Q. What is Dracula's position in baseball?
A. Batboy

Q. What is the largest building in Transylvania?
A. The Vampire State Building.

Q. What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
A. A haunted dollhouse.

Q. What does a baby bat say before going to bed?
A. Turn on the dark. I'm afraid of the light!

Q. Why are black cats such good singers?
A. They're very mewsical.

Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A. A neck-tarine.

Q. What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.