Everybody
seemed to keep quiet over lunch. There was a perfect and eerie silence;
the kind of silence that does not spring out of sheer boredom but
rather out of shared tension and uneasiness. After the second course
Mr. Wright said: "The time has come. I think I am ready
to guess the vintage of this extraordinary red wine".
Everyone sat restlessly while Mr. Wright
closed his eyes to concentrate. They knew he would not do his guessing
for free. Before he could utter a single word the hostess, Mrs.
Carrington asked: -"What do you expect to win Mr. Wright
? - you'd better tell us in advance" Mr. Wright opened
his left eye only - which made him make a funny grimace. Everybody
stared at him. He replied: -"I would like to marry your
youngest daughter Laura, if my guess is right". Laura rose
in anger. "Laura, please, sit down" - said Mrs.
Carrington - "and don't be afraid; there is a little chance
of that happening; this wine came from a very small vineyard in
Spain".
Mr. Wright said:"It is a Rioja 1995".
(...) There was silence in the room. "I'm afraid it is not"
- said Mrs. Carrington. All the guests round the table gave
a sigh of relief. Mrs. Carrington was wearing half a smile full
of pride. Mr. Wright looked down in disappointment. All of a sudden
he demanded a second chance: "I will give you my private
estate in Surrey if you allow me to have a second go at the other
bottle you served tonight".- "Go ahead. As I said
you don't stand a chance against as difficult a guess as this one!"-
answered Laura's mother.
Mr. Wright closed his eyes again and this
time, Laura closed hers too. She was trembling with fear. -"It
is a Somontiego 1997 from Aragon" - he said. Mrs. Carrington's
face went pale. She pressed her lower lip with her upper teeth.
- "I got a bull's eye !!"- Mr. Wright cried with
joy. "I knew I could do it! I just knew it!" 
Just then, from the far corner of the dinning-room
a middle-aged butler stepped forward and said:"Mr. Wright
I think you left your glasses in the larder when you were there
to look at the label of that wine before the guests arrived, didn't
you?"
Acknowledgement: retold from a story written by
Roal Dahl called "Taste"
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